Or should I say, crazy BECAUSE of the Chihuahua.

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Or at least not the kind that walk on two legs.  If you look closely, you can see the remains of the remote control dog.

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The following is a recent conversation I had with the cashier at a local pet store:

Cashier:  “Wow that’s a big dog bed.  What kind of dog is it for?”
Me: “It’s for a Chihuahua.”
Cashier: “Haha that’s funny. What kind of dog is it really for?”
Me: “No really. A Chihuahua.”
Cashier: “Um, why such a big bed for such a little dog?”
Me: “Well you see, I’m hoping that my Doberman will get to use this bed, but I doubt my Chihuahua will allow her to spend much time on it.”
Cashier: (completely confused) Oh.

Well, I wasn’t lying…

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Ramsey has something to say…I think.

A quick word from the resident Drama Queen.  This video is  not on YouTube.  Comments can be left below!

What is Canine Global Domination?

Well it’s really just a catch phrase.  A friend came up with it and it just stuck with me.  I like it because it’s so dramatic and obviously exaggerated.  But I should clarify.  It’s not meant to suggest that Ramsey and Pablo are trying to take over the world, but more-so the Doberman and Chihuahua as breeds.  Ramsey and Pablo just happen to be their spokesdogs.

We all know the problems that the Doberman faces as a breed, and I’ve vowed to fight for them until the day I die.  I’m in a unique position because of the popularity of Ramsey and Pablo, to use my videos as a platform to help change a few minds ab0ut the Doberman and hopefully chisel away at some of the ridiculous stereotypes created by irresponsible owners and the media.  And honestly, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having a little fun in the process.

But meanwhile, there are these microscopic dogs called Chihuahuas that come up short (pun intended) in the respect department because of their size.  These ankle-biters go to war every single day – dodging human feet, avoiding falling objects such as car keys which were seemingly meant for their heads, battling for territorial supremacy against their much larger canine roommates – the list goes on!  And after a long, hard day in the trenches, they settle down on the couch with their owners and listen to us talk to them as if we were talking to a human baby?

You would be a little grouchy too!

So anyway, it’s important to me that everyone realize the phrase Canine Global Domination is more about poking fun at the popularity of Ramsey and Pablo than anything else.  But if someday Dobermans and Chihuahuas rule the world, don’t come crying to me!   You’re the ones watching Ramsey and Pablo videos on YouTube.  Hehe.

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It’s about time Ramsey scores a few points.  Check out the look she gives Pablo after she gets the toy back.  That toy was retired short after the filming of this video. It was in rough shape and my bedroom began to look like it had snowed! 

To the untrained eye, this looks like a group of Prairie Dogs.  But somewhere in this photo is a Chihuahua.  Can you spot him?  Click on the image to expand for further examination. 

This is what you get when you run out of a high-maintenance Chihuahua’s favorite treat. He still got a treat – just not the one he preferred. He’s always so excited when I put it in his mouth, he doesn’t even bother to look at it – I could probably give him a rock. Well, I gave him a different treat and he dropped it on the floor and stood there looking at me like “What the heck is this?” Normally, he guards his treats with his life, but this particular morning he walked away and went to pout under the table. What a little…

Pablo’s sleeping habits recently got him a segment on America’s Cutest Dog, but this is getting ridiculous.

A while back I got a cheap little remote controlled puppy for the sole purpose of tormenting Ramsey and Pablo.  I harassed them for a bit and we all quickly became bored with it.  I put it in my large bookcase next to the infamous plastic canine which starred in box office thriller Doberman Fights Robot Dog.  Every once in a while I would catch Ramsey staring at it, and probably visualizing how many pieces she would shred it into if I ever allowed her.

The other day I came home from plowing snow.  I’m always greeted at the door by Ramsey and eventually Pablo once he finds his way out of his elaborate nest of blankets.  This particular morning, only Pablo welcomed me home.  This usually means that Ramsey did something which will land her in trouble.  I began to wonder.  What did she do?  Tear up a toy?  Eat Pablo’s bone?  I surveyed the area as I walked into the office where I found Ramsey clutching on to this battery-powered menace and looking at me like she just robbed a bank.  I tried talking to her in that ‘disappointed’ voice to let her know I wasn’t happy that she managed to pull it off the third shelf, but I was laughing at the same time so I don’t think I sounded very convincing!  Not to mention, I teased her and Pablo for hours with this toy so I could hardly get upset with her for wanting revenge.  I tried pulling the puppy out of her clutches, but she had such a grip on it that I was actually picking her front half up off the ground!  She wanted it sooooo badly.  At this point, I was laughing out loud.  Instead of playing tug-of-war, I grabbed the camera and this was the result.  Note how her paws are wrapped around it!

Update: Ramsey has since pulled the remote and cord off because it was getting in her way. She carries it everywhere she goes. I think Pablo is getting jealous.